Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 15 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.
Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes:
http://www.BakingInATornado.com Baking In A Tornado
http://www.therowdybaker.com The Rowdy Baker
http://www.justalittlenutty.com/ Just A Little Nutty
http://themomisodes.com The Momisodes
http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/ Spatulas on Parade
http://thesadderbutwisergirl.com The Sadder But Wiser Girl
http://followmehome.shellybean.com Follow me home . . .
http://stacysewsandschools.wordpress.com/ Stacy Sews and Schools
http://singlemumplusone.blogspot.com Searching for Sanity
http://thelazymomcooks.com/ The Lazy Mom’s Cooking Blog
http://www.menopausalmom.com/ Menopausal Mother
http://victoryrosevintage.wordpress.com Victory Rose
http://www.pinkheartstring.com Pink Heart String
http://www.spinstersnacks.com/ Spinster Snacks
The Teenager: Mom, what do you think about the Raiders?
Me: …of The Lost Ark?
The Teenager: *rolls eyes* Mooooom!! No! Football. Are they any good?
Me: Why do you need to know?
The Teenager: No reason.
In reality, she was trying to bone up on football for the new guy she’s dating. Sigh….
The Teenager: Mom, what do you think I’ll be like when I’m drunk?
Me: Well, considering that you’re never going to get drunk, have sex, or even consider babies until you’re 50, we don’t have to worry about it.
The Teenager: …… (gives me the “mom” look…like “mom…you’re so not funny” whereas I’m totally funny but she just can’t appreciate good humor.)
Me: You’ll be hilarious. You’ll giggle so hard that you can’t even speak coherently. And then you’ll wet your pants.
The Teenager: Ummm…no. Have you ever done that? EW!
Me: Do I LOOK like the kind of girl who loses her bladder?
The Teenager: No, you probably dance better though.
The Teenager: Mom, we need to go back to Disneyland. I need more of that hot chocolate.
Me: Really? You want to go to Disneyland just for Carnation hot chocolate? What about Pirates of the Carribean or the Haunted Mansion or The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room? ( I do a dance when I say “Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room” because I’m a dance master.)
The Teenager: Oh those are great and all but that hot chocolate was awesome.
Me: *facepalm* That will be some very expensive cocoa.
The Teenager: Ummm…Mom? Why is there a cutting board on your bathroom floor?
Me: I had to photo something. This is what you do when you’re a food blogger. You find lighting and you use it. I haven’t had a chance to clean it up yet.
The Teenager: Good thing you’re a neat freak, too, or that would be gross.